Your colon called.
It misses you.
The digital wellness web app built to break your phone addiction where it happens most. Start a session, put down the distractions, and reclaim your time — a mindful routine timer for the one place you can't escape your screen.
Then just $2.99 forever. No subscriptions. No BS.
Are you a Serial Scroller?
The Pins & Needles
You stand up and realize your legs went numb 10 minutes ago — a clear sign you need a screen time tracker for the bathroom.
The Time Warp
You came in for a 2-minute break and emerged 25 minutes later. Doomscrolling has stolen your day — it's time to break the scrolling habit.
The Health Hazard
Prolonged sitting strains your body (hello, hemorrhoids). A minimalist focus dashboard helps you get in, get out, and protect your gut.
How it works
Stupidly simple. Three steps stand between you and a healthier throne routine.
- 1
Start the Session
Open Throne Guardian and tap start — a mindful routine timer plays ambient background audio to keep you grounded and focused on the task at hand.
- 2
Defeat the Scroll
Our built-in screen time limits tracker logs 'cheats' and sends subtle push reminders if you attempt to leave the app mid-session.
- 3
Build the Habit
Finish, log your session, and watch your habit tracker for phone addiction turn quick trips into a healthier daily routine.
Cheaper than a cheap cup of coffee.
A fancy latte
$7
Gone in 10 sips. Probably sent you to the bathroom in the first place.
Throne Guardian
$2.99
One payment. Lifetime colon protection. No sneaky monthly fees.
For less than the price of a single espresso, you get lifetime protection for your colon. Just pure, unadulterated bathroom efficiency.
Loved by reformed scrollers
"My legs haven't fallen asleep once this week. My wife thinks I've been cured."
"I used to read entire Twitter threads on the toilet. Now I get in, do my duty, and get out. Best three bucks I ever spent."
Ready to reclaim your time (and your health)?
Join thousands of people who are breaking the bathroom scrolling habit.
Protect Your Throne For $2.99No install needed.
Throne Guardian is a web app. No App Store, no Play Store, no downloads. Open it in your browser and add it to your home screen for instant access.
iPhone & iPad
- 1.Open Safari and visit app.throneguardian.com.
- 2.Tap the Share button at the bottom of the screen.
- 3.Scroll down and tap Add to Home Screen.
- 4.Tap Add — done. The throne icon is now on your home screen.
Android
- 1.Open Chrome and visit app.throneguardian.com.
- 2.Tap the menu (three dots) in the top-right.
- 3.Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
- 4.Tap Add (or Install) — done.